What is Laminated List?
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A list of the top 5 people, usually celebrities, with whom you could have sex with without repercussions, if the opportunity arose, regardless of whether you were in a relationship or not.
A woman's laminated list might be:
1.) Mel Gibson
2.) Brad Pitt
3.) Colin Ferrel
4.) Pierce Brosnan
5.) Russell Crowe
Random Words:
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A burger consisting of turtles, with various other pieces of salad or meat.
Bill: "Dude, I just had the best turtleburger."
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