Lammert

What is Lammert?

The act of seducing a significant other over the telephone while blindfolded.

I walked in on my best friend lammerting with her boyfriend.

See lambert, phone, seduction, talking

The Pants Incident

1. when a bar will not allow you entry as you are wearing shorts, and your girl mate takes off her jeans in a toilet and sends her mate wit..

Lummered

1. the state of being absolutely plastered through alcohol me and the lads got well lummered the other week! top stuff!..

Your Face Smells Like Shit

1. 1. being so shitfaced-drunk that your face "smells" like shit 2. being "stuck up someone's butt" so much that ..

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