Lamon Edit Meaning

1. A slang term for the penis. When her dad came home, I zipped it up so fast, I damn near wrecked my fuckstub. See dick, cock, joystick ..

1. When melted wax hardens "Alice why have you made ickery-mush.. there's wax all over the table" See wax, icky, thump..

1. Someone who will never ever, under any circumstances, get laid. If they attempt to hire a prostitute, they will get slapped by said pro..