Lampasas

What is Lampasas?

1.

A tiny little nowhere town in Central Texas that is dominated by testosterone-pumped, illegitimate football jocks that have no grip on reality. Also, a place where homosexuals and intelligent women call hell because of persecution from men with tiny penises. Free expression is looked down upon in this boring town also known as a black hole.

Susie: OMG Sally, I can't believe that your parents are dragging you off to Lampasas. Your IQ is going to drop by 30 points.

Sally: Excuse Me while I go slit my wrists.

See hell
80

Random Words:

Flicka Flicka
1. Term used to gesture masturbation, particularly in regards to horse fixation. We were watching Black Beauty when she started with the f..
Read more
Franswah
1. a severed hand that can be very naughty at times and also very helpful. Enjoys nude tanning and sleeping. "Need a hand?" 1: ..
Read more
Kwocker
1. Another term for a large cock I dropped my kwocker in this little honey lastnight. See dick, cock, johnson, pecker..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free