Lampasas

What is Lampasas?

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A tiny little nowhere town in Central Texas that is dominated by testosterone-pumped, illegitimate football jocks that have no grip on reality. Also, a place where homosexuals and intelligent women call hell because of persecution from men with tiny penises. Free expression is looked down upon in this boring town also known as a black hole.

Susie: OMG Sally, I can't believe that your parents are dragging you off to Lampasas. Your IQ is going to drop by 30 points.

Sally: Excuse Me while I go slit my wrists.

See hell
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