What is Lampoose?
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When a man openly states "i have to take a shit" and the walks into the nearest grocery store and bends over the urinal and takes a shit and then the man kicks the flush bar watches his lampoose and says victory. then goes to the nearest extraordinaraly small midget and says "small guy check this lampoose out" make hand gestures to the urinal.
Man: that was a glorious lampoose.
Extraordinaraly small midget: that was a boss lampoose brah.
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