Lamppost Homosexual

What is Lamppost Homosexual?

1.

A Homosexual person.

This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.

J - "did you hear? Jack left his wife!"

T - "oh really! after thirty years!?"

J - "yeah, apparently his gay!"

T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!"

J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..."

J & T - "...but bent in the end!"

See lamppost, homosexual, gay, bent, queer
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