Lamprey Edit Meaning

1.

An uncircumcised penis. So named because of the resemblance between the puckered-up foreskin at the end of the flaccid penis and the sucker mouth of a lamprey.

Antonio's uncut - he's got big old lamprey in his pants.

See uncut, cut, weiner, pocket rocket, meat whistle

2.

A firm attachment accompanied by sucking of one individual's mouth to another individual's anus, forming a complete seal.

Last night I totally did the lamprey on a chick's asshole.

See anus, suck, mouth, analingus, rimjob

3.

An asshole, esp. parasitic or slovenly, though sometimes anatomically.

Get this- those lampreys at my HMO denied payment on my pancreatitis treatment just because "the subject failed to properly disclose his hair had no such 'dirty-blond' status, but was instead ocre-hued."

See jerk, asshole, cunt, redonculous, nice guy

4.

Slang for a female's shaved pubic hair/vagina.

"Since pussy shaving is so common, should we really use the word 'beaver' anymore? Perhaps it should be changed to 'lamprey'."

See pussy, shaved, vagina, beaver, twat