Lampshade Edit Meaning

1.

A person who makes you feel less bright (more retarded) when you're around him/her.

Nate: He's a regicidal bigot if I've ever seen one.

John: Stop being a lampshade, you douchebag.

See lampshaded, douchebag

2.

insertion of a cranium into a vagina. spread labia lips apart w/ hand and smash head inside.

Galvy - what kind of Gel are you using?

Badia - actually it's slime left from last night, I wore my GF like a fuggin hat

Galvy - you mean you gave her a lampshade?

Badia - safe.

See head bang, lampy

3.

1. (n) a decorative piece in one's apartment that was once a human being; usually in the apartment of a complete weirdo who blows up your phone all day, tells you they want to marry you after the first week, and idolizes Ed Gein

2. (n) a waste of life; an individual that feels they are nothing more than a piece of furniture in their apartment because they have absolutely no energy from exerting themselves the night before

1. "Be careful on your blind date, I don't want you to be turned into a lampshade!!" / "I didn't work real hard my whole life to end up in aisle 18 of Wal-Mart, on sale for 19.99."

2. "I feel like a lampshade today."

See hungover, stalker, waste of life, horror

4.

something/someone that is really cool, and awesome

aslo used to describe really cool things

Lisa,the most popular kid in school, is so lampshade, Andrew wishes he was more like her.

See cool, awesome, sweet, popular, feirce

5.

Lampshade: kinky sex.

Lameshading: To have kinky sex.

Jill: What would you like to do after dinner?

Alex: Figured we could take a long walk on the beach, while watching the sunset go down. Then afterward we could lampshade.

Jill: You're such a dork, can we just skip to the lampshading?

See sex, foreplay, geek, kinky, horny

6.

a word used to describe a boy that is apathetic in his responses to a girl's flirtation methods; his lightbulb is disfunctional and therefore no electricity/LIFE runs through; aka "shoe box"

Ian is such a lampshade. Actually, they're ALL lampshades! They MUST be gay...

7.

dumb slut, will do anything sexual without thinking about it. called lampshade cause she doesn't have a brain beneath the hair.

i told her i have herpes and the lampshade still gave me head in the alley.

See slut, ho, skank, whore, slapper