Lampshade Digestor

What is Lampshade Digestor?

1. Any male or female with a mouth shaped like a lampshade, circular and thin at the back but gradually getting wider.

2. Any male or female which can fit their mouth over Jade Goody's pussy and keep it there.

My brother is a real lampshade digestor.

Jacking The Beanstalk

1. having a long, slow wank 'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!' See j..

Penis Play

1. 1. When two homosexual men rub their penises on each others penis for pleasure Trey and Mike had nearly chafed each other's penis ..

Jock Squirter

1. Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick Dylan:yo Chad..

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