Lampshade Digestor

What is Lampshade Digestor?

1. Any male or female with a mouth shaped like a lampshade, circular and thin at the back but gradually getting wider.

2. Any male or female which can fit their mouth over Jade Goody's pussy and keep it there.

My brother is a real lampshade digestor.

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