Lampshade Digestor

What is Lampshade Digestor?

1. Any male or female with a mouth shaped like a lampshade, circular and thin at the back but gradually getting wider.

2. Any male or female which can fit their mouth over Jade Goody's pussy and keep it there.

My brother is a real lampshade digestor.

Licking Your Postage Stamp

1. Slang term for going down on a girl. "I'm licking your postage stamp again" -Jason Mraz from Clockwatching. See postage..

Spangler

1. Someone who is a completely worthless putz. Did you hear that Jeff spent another entire day playing video games? He is such a spangler..

Scrimmy

1. The term used to describe the white liquid (female cum) that comes out of a womans love box when she is sexually excited. "I made ..

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