What is Lana Lang?
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Canonical "Superman" character. Most often referred to as "Superman's high school girlfriend". Canadian actress Kristin Kreuk plays Lana on the TV series "Smallville". The character was given little chance to be anything but whiny in the first four seasons of the series, but in seasons five and six, many an ass were kicked, figuratively and literally, by Lana.
"Blah blah blah blah, honesty, blah blah, truth, blah blah blah, be open with me, blah blah, Whitney." - Lana Lang
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A character from Smallville. Is Clark Kent's Crush <3
Lana Lang was awesome in that episode
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A combining of both an inanimate object and derogatory slang.
1. Get your "wank-hammer" out.
2. 'Jake, you're such..
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A single turd that takes over 22 minutes to force out.
Raul- Hey Darren wats taking you so long on the shitter?
Darren- FUCKING ROOPIT..