What is Lana Lang?
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Canonical "Superman" character. Most often referred to as "Superman's high school girlfriend". Canadian actress Kristin Kreuk plays Lana on the TV series "Smallville". The character was given little chance to be anything but whiny in the first four seasons of the series, but in seasons five and six, many an ass were kicked, figuratively and literally, by Lana.
"Blah blah blah blah, honesty, blah blah, truth, blah blah blah, be open with me, blah blah, Whitney." - Lana Lang
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A character from Smallville. Is Clark Kent's Crush <3
Lana Lang was awesome in that episode
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The balanced state of a cigarette or doobie, the instant before it falls out of the ashtray.
I predict the cigrilibrium of your Newport..
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To have queer relations with another mans butt crack.
Man, I would love to queer his crack.
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You're gay, I bet you would queer..
