Lana Sex

What is Lana Sex?


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Lana sex is the reverse of anal sex. This is where you pince a loaf in the womans vagina, then have sex with her.

Dick: Hello Fanny, do you fancy some lana sex?

Fanny: I sure do Dick!

Dick: (removes trousers and crimps one out).

Fanny: Ooh Dick that feels so good, it's like you are doing bad things to my bottom, without the pain!

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