Lan-ageddon Edit Meaning

1. A type of extremely rare turtle, native to North Texas. This elusive creature can only be found by business professionals. Hey, I was f..

1. Halfway between 27 and 28. Guy 1:Dude, I had 28 joints today! Guy 2: Actually you swallowed one halfway through Guy 1: So I had like ..

1. When oral sex is performed on a man, the shaft of his penis is scraped by the female's teeth, causing an abrasion. I was getting b..