Lancashire

What is Lancashire?


1.

County in the north west of england, including lancaster, blackpool, bolton, etc...

he lives in bolton, in lancashire

See 000

2.

winner of the war of the roses

lancashire beat yorkshire in the war of the roses

See southy

3.

Lancashire, La La La

Lancashire, La La La

Better than yorkshire!

Lancashire is better than you!

4.

Lancashire is situated in the north-west of England. Its main places include Bolton, Blackburn, Burnley, Preston, and Lancaster.

Okay...so basically its a bit of a dump. The nicer places for example Whalley and Clitheroe had a luckier escape when chavs came around but unfortuatly the others didnt succeed. Lancashire people are considered thick as they have sluggish accents and sound as if they have mental problems (but we really dont =])

Lancashire aint the best place to live, but the northeners that live there couldnt be more proud. I live in Lancshire, and i wouldnt move for the world!

I bloomin' love Lancashire me

I were born here, I were raised here

And I thought I were gonna die here

That's until work come to me and said

We got a new plant down south

your gonna have to move down there for work

To Coventry! BOOOOOOOOOO!

Well I didn't know what to do for best

So I thought I'd have a bit of a stroll around

Get some memories

See if I can figure out what I'm going for dee.

I kissed my girl

By PC World

I dropped me crisps

Outside WH Smiths

They chopped down that tree

To build a KFC

Good!

In this Lancashire Town

This Lancashire Town

We both held hands

Outside Matalan's

I tucked in me vest

Outside the old Nat West

I dreamt of Gherkins

Outside Dorothy Perkins

In this Lancashire Town

My Lancashire Town

See lancashire, burnley, preston, blackburn

5.

Best county ever. Better than Yorkshire and the whole South of England.

The rose always looked better in red.

See bebo

6.

The crappist, most unlikely of places to find a decent person.......who doesn't like sheep.

Yorkshire Man: Oh shit, sorry lamby, we're gonna have to put you down, that bastard is stuck in your arse again.

Voice from inside sheep: What do you expect? Im from lancashire.

See lancashire, is, the, slut, of, england

7.

A shithole in the north, the one which sucks a lot and is really awful, especially compared to Yorkshire.

Officials are planning on changing the name from Lancashire to Lancashite.

Guy 1: UHHH I iz from Lancashire init!

Guy 2: Well get your sorry unworthy ass away from the beautiful Yorkshire turf which is too good for you

See lancashire, lancashite, shithole, yorkshire, red rose


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