Lance Armstronged

What is Lance Armstronged?

Noun. Possessing the feat of just riding a bike to a destination.

Q: "Dude, why did it take you so long to get to my dorm?"

A: "Cuz I just Lance Armstronged it six miles"

See lance armstrong, lance, armstrong

Lmaof

1. Lit my ass on fire. As in... That was so funny I lmaof. See lolspeak, lol, lmaof, lolz, lolcat..

Assportunity

1. A chance to have sex (get some ass) Guy #1 - "lets get out of here and hit up another bar" Guy #2 - "We can't leav..

Blood Crystals

1. When a girl has her period, she takes her panties off, then her tampon...what's left are blood crystals surrounding the muffal area..

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