What is Lance Burton?
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You lure a hot chick to participate in a new magic trick. You place a red blanket over the hottie and only expose her toes (after you take his shoes and socks off due to a foot fetish)
You then magically make the hottie levitate while ramming your thumb up her ass. The chick may scream “oh my ass or Lance Burton’s thumb is in my ass” and you must laugh this off while showing off two perfect replicas of your hands (which are wired to your suit) which proves you cannot have your thumb up the chicks ass
I gave that bitch a Lance Burton in front of her parents at thier Christmas Eve party
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the pinnacle expression of gratitude or appreciation one can give
I thought you would be fuckin' eating your shit over that monkey..
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Basically somebody who joins a religon to just be part of a group or scene. Somebody who goes to church just because everyone else is do..
