Lance Syndrome

What is Lance Syndrome?


1.

When a person decides to tell a love interest that they like them and get rejected, they become so depressed that instead of gaining weight they lose it.

(In honor of this kid who lost so much weight because he got rejected).

Pino: hey, have you noticed that Juan has lost a lot of weight?

Eddy: Oh, you didn't know? he suffered from Lance Syndrome. Some chick rejected him.

See depression, rejection, weight loss, sadness, crying


60

Random Words:

1. a super thick assed mama. particularly with cottage cheese legs and a shrill, piercing voice and a strong Persian accent with each she s..
1. Garandoo is used in a greeting between Excel and Pedro from Excel Saga. The original meaning is unclear but the word appeared in a Japan..
1. Dog Fucker with the first letter of each word swapped. What did Tom do all day? He rarely shows up anymore, this morning he's late..