Lance Uppercut

What is Lance Uppercut?


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a finishing puch or ejaculation used in professional boxing or advanced sexual bondage activities, where the fighter hits his opponent in the jaw from below. Most commonly used in underground cocktagon bare knuckle fisting and mixed sexual arts competitions.

Often occuring when you don't rock hard enough.

That jive turkey slapped me with a wet noodle so I gave him a lance uppercut!

See wet dream, lead singer, rock star, Happy Friday


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