Lanced

What is Lanced?


1.

To jynx or put a hex on a sports team. Also to make fun of someone in a sarcastic way.

Hey Lance how are the Met's looking today with that 4-3 lead. Lanced: "They are a lock to win" Lanced "Rangers are a lock to beat the Capitals"

See jynx, unlucky, sarcasm, lance, penn state

2.

To be outed by someone in the public media. To be forced to reveal one is homosexual.

Lance Bass was outed by the media, specifically by a blogger. He was lanced.

See outed, outted, out of the closet, gay, closeted, reveal, disclose

3.

A new term for celebrities who have been forced to reveal they're gay. Usually it begins when an article about the person possibly being gay appears on PerezHilton.

Can you believe Doogie Howser just got lanced?

See gay, doogie, lance, perez, hilton

4.

A celebrity who is forced to admit that they're gay, notably by someone in the public media.

Neil Patrick Harris came out of the closet last week. Apparently, he was lanced by Perez Hilton.

See lanced, lancing, outed, gay, doogie

5.

To get really drunk.

"Leave him lying there... He's too lanced to stand up"

See drunk, smashed, hammered, pissed, gone


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