What is Land A Marlin?
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If you pull out after anal sex and a huge shit log follows your penis and lands on the bed, the way a big fish would flop onto the floor of a boat after it's pulled out of the water, congratulations...you've landed a marlin!
When I get done with you, you'll land a marlin that would make Hemmingway proud.
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A random cigarette without any identifiable markings found rolling around in one's car which, upon smoking, tastes like vanilla. So..