Land A Marlin

What is Land A Marlin?

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If you pull out after anal sex and a huge shit log follows your penis and lands on the bed, the way a big fish would flop onto the floor of a boat after it's pulled out of the water, congratulations...you've landed a marlin!

When I get done with you, you'll land a marlin that would make Hemmingway proud.

See shit, anal, sex, fishing, hemmingway
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