What is Land Before Time?
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To refer to a movie better than Jurassic Park
The most badass epic motherfucking dinosaur movie ever created. This movie follows the story of a tough ass brontosaurus named littlefoot and his crew of little shithead friends. These little pussyshit dinosaurs defeated a BIGASS T-Rex at the end of the movie and found heaven itself.
Oh shit that movie totally Land before Timed that piece of shit.
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Largely self appointed head geek at a Star Wars convention. Passes judgment on costumes and characterizations.
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