What is Land Calamari?
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The rubbery ring found nestled between the biscuits. This creature has a voracious appetite. Also known in Latin cultures as Anus Dominum. Butt-hole. Anus. Named for its resemblance to properly prepared calamari at any fine Italian restaurant. Served most often with Arby's Horsey sauce, or Cocktail sauce.
Heath's finger was devoured by the land calamari when he was wiping after a rough poopy.
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