What is Land Fish?
1.
A young (often edible) cat. (Coined by Stephen Colbert as a reaction to PETA's new nickname for fish, "sea kittens.")
"Boy, I could sure go for some land fish right now!"
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2.
Slang for girls or women.
I'm sick of sitting here on a boat fishing, let's go and do some real fishing for land fishes!
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