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After you have sex with a dead person, you poop in the mouth.
Yo...my uncle got a pallbearer from my aunt after the funeral.
See poop,..
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The law that states: If you do not like the opinion or statement given to you, respond with "Fuck you"
Bartender: I think you..
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when some one says a really late come-back
"dude your so gay!"
-- 5 minutes later --
"yeah only coz im going out with..