Land Mine

What is Land Mine?


1.

A pile of dog poopy in your yard or any general area you are walking. Same as a dogpile.

Be careful when you are walking through Seymour's yard, it's loaded with land mines from his two St. Bernard dogs.

Oh fooey! I stepped in a land mine outside and I smeared it all over your Persian rug! I'm not going to apologize though, you're the one who choses to have a dog.

See poop, dog, dogpile, pie, stench

2.

Ejaculating purposely on the floor to where you know your roommate is going to step on it.

Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet

Jared: hahaha its a land mine

Roomate: What is that?

Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!

See land mine, landmine, jizz bomb, skeet, seaman

3.

passing gas on a soft surface to try and mask the smell(ie couch, cinema seat). This holds the smell until you get up and walk away. Hence the land mine

Guy: So I was on a date with Julie the other day and I had some bad gas so I dropped a land mine so that she wouldn't be able to smell it.

Friend: So what happened?

Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.

See fart, crop dusting, gas, smell

4.

The act of leaving a cup that is filled with both beer urine on a bar or in an area at a bar where an unsuspecting (and theiving) drunk will assume that the "bait" is an unattended and free beer.

Jim drank half his beer, urinated in the rest, left the land mine on the bar, and waited for someone to take the bait.

See land, mine, urine, beer, trap, prank

5.

A spin off of grenade, a larger, uglier, fatter woman. The ultimate in grenade.

"Shit son, that bitch is a fuckin' land mine!"

See grenade, landmine, mine, fatty

6.

A guy is eating a girl out and she farts.

(guy)"Mmmmmm You like it when i lick yo pussy..."

(girl)"Oh...OH...OHHH *fart* ..... LAND MINE!"

(guy)"....*vomit*...."

See fantabuloso


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