Land Oyster

What is Land Oyster?

A large wad of coughed up phlegm or mucus too large and grotesque to swallow back down

Get your crackers and hot sauce ready, I've got a land oyster coming your way *cough*

See phlegm, snot, loogie, gob

a fart

Who stepped on a land oyster

Doo-doo Butter

1. The liquid that oozes out of your butt when you have diarrhea. R. Kelly pours doo-doo butter on pre-pubescent girls. 2. Anal fissure ..

Fmfb

1. Fuck me from behind "Some guy called my tramp stamp an fuck me from behind (fmfb) tattoo." See tattoo, tramp stamp..

Dudee

1. Cool and/or funky, something can only deserve to be 'dudee' if absolutely and totally awesome! dude 1; Who the hell is that? ..

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