Land Oyster

What is Land Oyster?


1.

A large wad of coughed up phlegm or mucus too large and grotesque to swallow back down

Get your crackers and hot sauce ready, I've got a land oyster coming your way *cough*

See phlegm, snot, loogie, gob

2.

a fart

Who stepped on a land oyster


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