Land Pirate

What is Land Pirate?


1.

A modern day gypsy.

Persons who can't resist the open road and often take off on random unplanned road trips, looting and pillaging.

Persons who travel around the country in a van and practice freeganismand perhaps some shoplifting in order to stick it to "the man"

"Those girls are land pirates. They travel around in that van selling handmade art and performing at music festivals. "

"Check out the skull and cross bones those land pirates painted on their van."

"I just saw a land pirate stick a bottle of Jack Daniels down her pants,walk out of the store and jump in the back of that van."

See anarchy, wanderlust

2.

Someone who gets in a car with lots of other people. Then they proceed to drive around a city with air horns and a big wooden plank which they use to board other cars. Like pirate but with cars.

we got attacked by land pirates today. They stole my sanity.


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