Land Sailor Edit Meaning

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1. A land-locked homosexual, usualy of the clomovariety, named so due to the inability to camouflagehis but pirate-like advances toward unsuspecting straightsailors. Fortunately, easily detected by gaydar.

2. A Navy soldier stationed on a coastal outpost who longs for the companionshipof other seamen.

Have you been introduced to Bruce? He may suggest you come over for a beerto watch football, but he really means he wants a naked wrestle in front of the fire. He is the one with a pinkthong and glitteron his asscheeks. Lift up his dress and you'll clearly see that he is a bit of a land sailor.

Bruce was a naval soldier who was stationed on a coastal outpost, yet longed for the companionship of other seamen.

See fudge packer, queen, but pirate, felcher, faggot