Land Torpedo Edit Meaning

1. She was hurtin for a squirtin In that lovely beef curtain I cunnilingussed her cunt I won the clitoristreasure hunt Rahul Oh my god..

1. British public schoolboy term for a laptop computer. "Lets go and log on to our lappers"..

1. To leave something in a worse state than when you found it. This looks like a K-Dogg Special. I'll fetch a replacement...