Land Whale

What is Land Whale?


1.

The big blobs of people who can't move and get crushed by their own weight.

Did you see that land whale on TV last night?

See land whale, fat, person, ugly, whale, land, big, blob

2.

A person who is obese and has a big enough overhang to shelter a moose.

Wow see that fat kid over there... he is a land whale.

See fatass, obese, fatty, large, lardo

3.

A term used to describe a person beyond obeicity.

Rosy O'Donnel is a Land Whale

See fat, landwhale, whale, land, chubby, fatass, big

4.

A fat, stupid sidekick with no real purpose except for to make its companions look better. (in most cases land whales are needed or else its 'friends' would appear hideous)

"Did you see that land whale Tiffany bowling yesterday?" "Yeah it was disgusting!"

See whale, fatty, ugly, gross, stupid, disgusting

5.

Man or woman over 300 lbs.

The best land whale watching location is the Wal Mart near you.

See obesity, fat, disease, wal-mart


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