Land-a-tee

What is Land-a-tee?


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A very undesirable female, disgustingly obese and usually with bad temperment, and poor senses of fasion and hygiene. They may prove an evolutionary link between humans and elephant seals. Frequently has an affinity for curio collectables.

That land-a-tee makes the girls in the Lane Bryant catalogue look like Playboy centerfolds.

Grab your harpoons and defend the buffet, we're being invaded. Land-a-tee ho!

Ever notice how the land-a-tees hang out in Hallmark stores?

See elephant seal, fat, disgusting, human, female


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