What is Landau?
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A platform upon which one lies to masterbate.
Kieran: "Why the fuck is Arleen taking so long?"
Amelia: "Fucks sake I bet shes lying on her landau again with her dildo"
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2.
a friendship handjob
"We were drinking beer and watching football when she offered to give me a landau"
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what you call someone when they have majorly fucked up.
your best friend: well your not invited to my party anymore!
*she takes you of..
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An utterly repulsive proto-typical woman you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
Don't get divorced over the age of 70; most..
