What is Landau?
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A platform upon which one lies to masterbate.
Kieran: "Why the fuck is Arleen taking so long?"
Amelia: "Fucks sake I bet shes lying on her landau again with her dildo"
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2.
a friendship handjob
"We were drinking beer and watching football when she offered to give me a landau"
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Random Words:
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A woman experiencing an orgasm for the first time.
I sent her on the Virgin Express to Heathrow last night.....
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Nigger Dick is used in replacement for "Fuck", or "Shit". Its more creative and will get a laugh due to its randomne..
