Landau

What is Landau?


1.

A platform upon which one lies to masterbate.

Kieran: "Why the fuck is Arleen taking so long?"

Amelia: "Fucks sake I bet shes lying on her landau again with her dildo"

See masterbation, dildo, rampant rabbit

2.

a friendship handjob

"We were drinking beer and watching football when she offered to give me a landau"

See handjob, handskis


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