Landenberger

What is Landenberger?


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The act of pretending to be a quasi famous professional athlete with the intent to seduce a member of the opposite sex to engage in sexual favors including but not limited to the blumpkin.

Mike pulled a Landenberger last night while wearing his Kevin Youkilis jersey at the Big Easy.

See intimidator, bill clinton, abe lincoln, tony danza, ron jeremy


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