Lander

What is Lander?


1.

Lander is Danish slang for "Calender", where one would write information on important dates such as work schedules.

Vickee forgot when she was supposed to be at work because she doesnt believe in "Landers"

See lander, calender, date, work, quiche

2.

A long thin stick used for writing, doodling, or drawing in outdoor settings.

See also Sealander (writing in the sand) and Elander (writing in dirt)

The little boy doodled in the cement with a lander.

See zantern


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