Landfill

What is Landfill?


1.

A large man who is capable of chugging copious amounts of alcohol in mere moments. After holding a brewery hostage, he served three years in the county pen. Reportedly farted an entire plum.

Landfill could eat a ton... but he could also love a ton. He had this habit of swallowing his food whole; I called him "the tiger shark". I used to joke that if you cut open his belly you would find a license plate, and a tire, and half of an 8-year-old boy. One time, he farted an entire plum... I was plum surprised. I always told him to try to chew his food better but... he never listened to me. But that was Landfill. He was a fat asshole. But... he was MY fat ass-hole!

See das boot, beerfest, plum, beer

2.

Landfill is a username which was created through randomness and faggotry.

Did you see landfill?

Yeah, he is teh ghey

3.

New Jersey.

New Jersey is full of trash.


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