What is Landgasm?
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The intensely pleasurable feeling when one steps on land after being out at sea for a long period of time. ( Actually causes an orgasm).
Christopher Columbus was so excited to step onto solid ground that he broke down and had an intense landgasm in front of the many natives.
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n. A mitten,(usually of bright festive colors), worn by an Ear Pirate.
See: Ear Pirate, Earjacking.
I caught Johnny the notorious ear ..