Landgasm

What is Landgasm?

The intensely pleasurable feeling when one steps on land after being out at sea for a long period of time. ( Actually causes an orgasm).

Christopher Columbus was so excited to step onto solid ground that he broke down and had an intense landgasm in front of the many natives.

See orgasm, land, Bearigator

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