What is Landing A Salmon?
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The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.
Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.
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A nasty kind of spywarethat scatters itself all over the harddrive, allowing it to respawn every time you get rid of it.
Having lost in..
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An imaginary device that measures how truly dire something is.
Guy1: "Get a load of my new Hawaian shirt - it rocks!"
Guy2: ..
