Landing A Salmon

What is Landing A Salmon?

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The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.

Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.

See wanking, jerking off, masterbating, ham shank, bashing the bishop
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