Landing A Salmon

What is Landing A Salmon?


1.

The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.

Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.

See wanking, jerking off, masterbating, ham shank, bashing the bishop


82

Random Words:

1. An alternative spelling for "cunt", great for those times of chatroom moderation. You fat Qunt! 2. A lazy tech monkey with ..
1. Scrunchface (N.)-A contorted face made while acheiving orgasm. Girlfriend: Oh my God, oh my god, oh my god (relaxes) Alex: Nice Scrunc..
1. A short-temperd Bulgarian with a powerful backhand punch There goes zlati! fucker!..