Landing A Salmon

What is Landing A Salmon?

1.

The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.

Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.

See wanking, jerking off, masterbating, ham shank, bashing the bishop
82

Random Words:

Off The Hither
1. as in to be great excellect pimp tight if you will to be some crazy shit im not to sure i think i heard anthrax say on the bevis and bu..
Read more
Turdfarm
1. Sewerage works or water treatment works. Unfortunately the only way to get to the pub is to walk past the turdfarm. See shit, waste, s..
Read more
Mudpony
1. 1. Euphemism for homosexual; often used to ridicule one's friend. 2. One who enjoys playing in another man's mud. 3. Butt pi..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free