What is Landing A Salmon?
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The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.
Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.
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a meal, usually breakfast, after sex
The toast-coital repast gave her the strength to get dressed and leave.
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a play on words towards zomg and/or zomf. it is used in a surpising or sudden sense. in rare cases it can be said in a comedic or sarcas..
