Landing A Salmon

What is Landing A Salmon?


1.

The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.

Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.

See wanking, jerking off, masterbating, ham shank, bashing the bishop


82

Random Words:

1. a tan that appears only on the lower half of ones face. generally a result of alot of wintersporting in the sun. the goggles shield the ..
1. Where a group of Multicultral people wank each other off (in a whole group) Rainbow wank is my good friend See gay, women, men, golden..
1. Someone who walks around with shit pasted up in their ass while wearing their underwear! Demitri did you see that girl?? She's dan..