What is Landing A Salmon?
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The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.
Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.
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The long-prophesied Second Coming of Raptor Jesus.
Repent, sinners and slow-moving herbivores, for the Velocirapture is upon you
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Unspeakable, repulsive acts not to be mentioned among Christians.
... so the tribal chieftan proclaimed that the punishment for trespas..
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The act of masturbation usually late at night in a friend or acquaintance's house, hiding in someone's house and masturbating...
