What is Landmine?
1.
dog dirt, or any faeces that someone has the misfortune to step on.
"I'll be picking bits of muesli shrapnel from my shoes for days - I've just stepped on a landmine"
2.
The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.
Watch out Janet Reno is on page 63 of Playboy this month.
3.
The part of a downloaded mp3 where it fucks up and sounds like a cat scratching a chalkboard. It's even worse when you have the music really loud. And it's even worse than that when you somehow accidentally burn it on a CD.
Fuck the RIAA those dumb idiots, they put another landmine in this mp3!
4.
Is also a general term for any turn-off, especially in a porno mag, site or tape. (Ex: a family member's name, a transvestite ad in a straight porn mag, etc.)
"watch out for the landmine at the top of the page."
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5.
A lesson at school where you haven't completed the homework and may be severely punished for it...
"Phew... just dodged a massive landmine on 2nd lesson"
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6.
when you
GF: (Suddenly waking up) Oh gross what the hell is this gooey sh...
You:
IDK is it drool?
GF: It... it.. It smells like, cum?
You: hahaha Landmine!!!
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