Landmine

What is Landmine?


1.

dog dirt, or any faeces that someone has the misfortune to step on.

"I'll be picking bits of muesli shrapnel from my shoes for days - I've just stepped on a landmine"

2.

The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.

Watch out Janet Reno is on page 63 of Playboy this month.

3.

The part of a downloaded mp3 where it fucks up and sounds like a cat scratching a chalkboard. It's even worse when you have the music really loud. And it's even worse than that when you somehow accidentally burn it on a CD.

Fuck the RIAA those dumb idiots, they put another landmine in this mp3!

4.

Is also a general term for any turn-off, especially in a porno mag, site or tape. (Ex: a family member's name, a transvestite ad in a straight porn mag, etc.)

"watch out for the landmine at the top of the page."

See Anarchist

5.

A lesson at school where you haven't completed the homework and may be severely punished for it...

"Phew... just dodged a massive landmine on 2nd lesson"

See landmine, homework, school, punishment, lesson

6.

when you skeet on the pillow of your sleeping girlfriend and wait for her to roll her head over detonating the "landmine"

GF: (Suddenly waking up) Oh gross what the hell is this gooey sh...

You: IDKis it drool?

GF: It... it.. It smells like, cum?

You: hahaha Landmine!!!

See landmine, skeet, prank


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