What is Landmonster?
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a VERY unattractive woman.
That landmonster needs to go back home and hide in a closet.
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A person so large and/or fat that when you are close to them, you think of them less as an individual and more as a dangerous obstacle. Concerns include being crushed, knocked over, sat on, suffocated, etc.
On the way up, this huge landmonster got in and we were all squeezed up against the walls. I thought she was going to break the elevator.
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A person who has sexual feelings for an object like a building
A person who has sex wit han object.
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n. someone who is constantly doing things in a very awkward and vociferous manner as they squeam and squirm around trying to make sure t..
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The act of fisting a person anally, usually accompanied with a war cry of sorts.
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