What is Landmonster?
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a VERY unattractive woman.
That landmonster needs to go back home and hide in a closet.
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A person so large and/or fat that when you are close to them, you think of them less as an individual and more as a dangerous obstacle. Concerns include being crushed, knocked over, sat on, suffocated, etc.
On the way up, this huge landmonster got in and we were all squeezed up against the walls. I thought she was going to break the elevator.
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A denizen of Chilitown.
Sheriff: "My Bombignants! My Bombignants! Can you tell me what happened here?"..
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One who's brain is infused with their vagina.
Also known as an asshole, a dickhead, and a shithead.
Discovered by an Asian and a ..