Landmonster

What is Landmonster?


1.

a VERY unattractive woman.

That landmonster needs to go back home and hide in a closet.

See pig, horse, slut, bitch, whore

2.

A person so large and/or fat that when you are close to them, you think of them less as an individual and more as a dangerous obstacle. Concerns include being crushed, knocked over, sat on, suffocated, etc.

On the way up, this huge landmonster got in and we were all squeezed up against the walls. I thought she was going to break the elevator.

See fatass, elephant, huge, monster, beast


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