What is Landmonster?
1.
a VERY unattractive woman.
That landmonster needs to go back home and hide in a closet.
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2.
A person so large and/or fat that when you are close to them, you think of them less as an individual and more as a dangerous obstacle. Concerns include being crushed, knocked over, sat on, suffocated, etc.
On the way up, this huge landmonster got in and we were all squeezed up against the walls. I thought she was going to break the elevator.
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Random Words:
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When you step in a pile of dog shit. Or when you are raped by a horse.
Tom:Ha you just were large brocolied!
Richie:God damnit!..