Landmonster

What is Landmonster?

1.

a VERY unattractive woman.

That landmonster needs to go back home and hide in a closet.

See pig, horse, slut, bitch, whore

2.

A person so large and/or fat that when you are close to them, you think of them less as an individual and more as a dangerous obstacle. Concerns include being crushed, knocked over, sat on, suffocated, etc.

On the way up, this huge landmonster got in and we were all squeezed up against the walls. I thought she was going to break the elevator.

See fatass, elephant, huge, monster, beast
44

Random Words:

Sneaky Kubat
1. WHEN SOMEONE ENTERS YOUR CUBICAL OR WORKSPACE AND LETS GO WITH AN ASSBOMB. SOMETIMES THE OFFENDER WILL ACTUALLY PUT THERE ASS WITHIN IN..
Read more
Gnatnoop
1. The backwords spelling of Poontang. I'd put it in her gnatnoop!..
Read more
Nanflows
1. Nanflows is another name for the restaurant Nandos Chicken. For short, Nanflows is often called Flows. Nanflows can also be used as an..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free