Landon Donovan

What is Landon Donovan?


1.

The poster boy of US soccer who has no talent or skill and a hairline that makes him look 40. Often dissed by Steven Cohen and Nick Geber on the sirius satellite radio show World Soccer Daily.

Landon Donovan is one of the most overrated soccer players today.

See landon donovan, motherfucker, soccer, overrated, football

2.

the biggest pussy in US soccer history

Landon Donovan couldn't cut it in Germany, so was content to dominate in L.A. living with his actress girlfriend while reading and beleiving the hype that the US was going to make an impact at this World Cup like they did in 2002

See 2006, mls


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