What is Landon Guy?
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weight room beast. sweet laxer. beer drinking hottie. these guys can shoot their lax balls hard and down their beers faster than anyone around. they are used to be sweated by everyone around. are used to being the #1 lax team around and stay the only one who doesnt recruit. they get so much ass, they dont know what to do with it. if your a dad and cant find your daughter on the weekend, check a landon guys bed.
that landon guy is sweeet.
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Whatever sad fucks posted those definitions must be sick of Landon beating them in everything. Yes, Landon is an all boys school, as is GTown Prep, we tool u public school sad fucks in everything. Why dont u grow a dick and stop talking shit on the internet.
Public School kid- Hey dude look at that Landon kid......LANDON IS ALL BOYS HAHAHA
Landon kid- Stfu (beats up all of them)
other Landon kid- Oh its alright, hes gonna mow my lawn someday
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Any person who goes to Landon, from ages 8-17, is intelligent, atheletic, and guarenteed to get laid some day.
Prep guy: Check out that landon guy he sux
20 years later an employee at Mcdonald's said...
Same guy: Man I wish i went to Landon
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Student at the Landon School in Bethesda, Maryland. Landon guys are smart kids who go on to become successful men.
sad kids who talk trash via slangdefine: omg landon is so gay. they're all gay and preppy. (see every definition on this website)
landon guy: *shrugs, and goes back to hooking up with his hot ass wife*
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HOT HOTT HOTT!!!!!!!! you boys are sooooo hot i cant believe that im "related" to you yesssss! well see u guys around!
girl:hey landon guy come over and rock my boat!
landon guy:no! i have the holton girls *goes over to holton girl and starts to make out w/ her*
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A landon guy is a young gentleman, usually an aspiring fauxmo, hoping to get a role in the newest bromance blockbuster of the summer.
Did you hear the names of the stars for Brokeback Mountain's sequel "Saddelsore Canyon" Those landon guys are going to play as the two protagonists!
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The only ass that a Landon Guy gets is the ass of his fellow MALE peer. Why would u go to a all boy school if u like girls, cuz ur a homo and a faggot. Landon Guys have huge, gay orgies in their locker rooms after lax games.
landon guys are faggots.
