What is Landoned?
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Being extremely under the intoxication of alchohol; sloshed.
(Background: comes from Landon from "The Real World: Philadelphia", a kid who loves his booze)
Dude, M.J. and I got so landoned last night; I called my boss that I'm dating and said all this weird crap to her.
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When someone queefs and they queef out urine, poop juice, or vaginal juices!
1) My hoe had a queef fountain and i slept in the wet bed
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