What is Landon-in-spain?
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A trip to Segovia, Spain that is offered by the Landon School of Bethesda, Maryland. Alcoholism runs rampant once the students find bars where the act of placing a 1 Euro coin on the bar is universal language for, "If you please, sir, I would like a shot of Tequila."
The trip is generally damaging to United States foreign relations.
Doctor: I've noticed your liver has been ravaged by the effects of alcohol. What the hell did you do this summer?
Student: Landon-in-Spain.
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