What is Landon-typical Boy?
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landon guys have huge egos
girl 1: whats that thing around that landon guy's head?
girl 2: his ego
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yea they are hot as shit, but they are assholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small dicks. they convince themselves that they have big cocks which is why at sleep overs they compare their dick sizes...hhmmmm
Landon Guy: My penis is fucking huge...let me just whip it out
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!
Random Words:
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the act where you smash your girlfriend's hair into her eye while giving her a good one. she ends up needing an eye patch the next..
