What is Landshark?
1.
The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.
I landsharked your mom.
2.
Ultimate Frisbee term used to describe a member of the team stripping down to nothing, putting a frisbee up their bottocks, and being carried about by four other players who are themselves sometimes topless. Usually done at social gatherings or during tournaments.
"She had no qualms using her brand new frisbee in her landshark"
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3.
noun - someone who bites on or uses a lot of teeth while administering oral sex to their partner.
verb - the act of getting your dick bitten during a blow job.
n. I know from experience that Rebecca is a landshark, she's always biting on people's dicks.
v. My dick hurts so much, some beezy landsharked me last night.
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4.
A rugby party ritual where a guy is carried completely naked horizontally (face down), cupping his balls and penis with one hand, with a piece of cardboard inserted between his ass cheeks (shaped like a shark fin). The horizontal nude attempts to bite girls in the ass or crotch; to be safe one must press his/her buttocks against a wall. Still, there are no guarantees. Beware!
"Clear the water! I hear there's a landshark!"
See landshark , land , shark , party , rugby
5.
A man that cruises bars and looks for innocent women to use for his amusement while he drinks Landshark beer.
" Watch out for that man he is just cruising for women, he is a landshark."
See sharky , shark , cruising , man
6.
A sexual position in which a woman stands naked with her front up against a wall and a man with a gigantic boner runs from across the room and rams himself into her.
John had a giant boner so he landsharked suzy
"Clear the water! I hear there's a landshark!"
" Watch out for that man he is just cruising for women, he is a landshark."
John had a giant boner so he landsharked suzy
