Landtard

What is Landtard?


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landtard Someone who cannot function properly on land ie trips a lot, falls, stubs toes, breaks bones; often refers to swimmer.

Jane: omg! i just tripped again.

Joe; YOUR SUCH A LANDTARD!!!

See swim, swimmer, land, retard, tard


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