Landtard

What is Landtard?

landtard Someone who cannot function properly on land ie trips a lot, falls, stubs toes, breaks bones; often refers to swimmer.

Jane: omg! i just tripped again.

Joe; YOUR SUCH A LANDTARD!!!

See swim, swimmer, land, retard, tard

Iheb

1. Little personwho walks around you, without you noticing him whatsoever. He talks, but only to say non-important bollocks, and thinks ph..

Filthy Douglas

1. The act of sticking your tounge up someones ass whilst the person (male or female, a little harder to do for a lady)is urinating Man I ..

Jerkin Your Gerkin

1. masturbating, wasting time. "whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?" See jerk, time, masturbating, donkey..

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