Landtard

What is Landtard?

landtard Someone who cannot function properly on land ie trips a lot, falls, stubs toes, breaks bones; often refers to swimmer.

Jane: omg! i just tripped again.

Joe; YOUR SUCH A LANDTARD!!!

See swim, swimmer, land, retard, tard

Poked The Log

1. when you give someone anal and it touches their shit "I just poked the log last night" See anal sex, log, shit..

Idildo

1. The art of using an iPhone or an iPod as a dildo in the vaginal canal or anus to pleasure a female (or male if your a sick queer). Dude..

Nerco

1. when you're too stupid to spell "necro" proper See heh..

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