What is Lane Pirate?
1.
A skilled driver who takes space at will from other drivers on the road. A rogue commander of the asphalt high seas.
"I know exactly how to position myself against a lane pirate. Aargh."
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2.
Any motorcycle rider with a parrot. Older motorcycle and eyepatch a plus, but shades will do if there's no eyepatch.
Driver: "Whoa, a lane pirate!"
Lane Pirate: "Arr, gimme yer gas"
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