What is Laney?
1.
a extremely good lookn' white girl, who is unfortunatly a cracker.
"o Dang bonequisha! look at laney! she be on fizire! to bad she coontry as hell!
2.
A girl who doesn't try to look good (or maybe doesn't try hard enough), but really is. After a little work, she'd become hot.
Taken from the 1999 movie, 'She's All That'.
Guy #1: Do you think that girl over there is hot?
Guy #2: Ehh, she's a Laney.
Guy #1: Why is Amanda's hair always a disaster?
Guy #2: O, you mean Laney over there?
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3.
laney
euphemism for crap, useless, rubbish.
perhaps based on Brendan Laney, too laney to play for the All Blacks so became a Scottish rugby player.
Feck that was film was laney.
Stan Collymore was a good dogger but a laney footballer.
Source: Ben "Muppet" Cohen, Dublin
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4.
euphemism for crap, useless, rubbish.
perhaps based on Brendan Laney, too laney to play for the All Blacks so became a Scottish rugby player.
Feck that was film was laney.
Stan Collymore was a good dogger but a laney footballer.
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5.
to laney is to realise how retarded you are and then want to kill yourself because of it
i'm such a cunt, maybe i should pull a laney
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