Laney

What is Laney?


1.

a extremely good lookn' white girl, who is unfortunatly a cracker.

"o Dang bonequisha! look at laney! she be on fizire! to bad she coontry as hell!

2.

A girl who doesn't try to look good (or maybe doesn't try hard enough), but really is. After a little work, she'd become hot.

Taken from the 1999 movie, 'She's All That'.

Guy #1: Do you think that girl over there is hot?

Guy #2: Ehh, she's a Laney.

Guy #1: Why is Amanda's hair always a disaster?

Guy #2: O, you mean Laney over there?

See lainey, lanie, lainy

3.

laney

euphemism for crap, useless, rubbish.

perhaps based on Brendan Laney, too laney to play for the All Blacks so became a Scottish rugby player.

Feck that was film was laney.

Stan Collymore was a good dogger but a laney footballer.

Source: Ben "Muppet" Cohen, Dublin

See rubbish, crap, useless, poor, shite

4.

euphemism for crap, useless, rubbish.

perhaps based on Brendan Laney, too laney to play for the All Blacks so became a Scottish rugby player.

Feck that was film was laney.

Stan Collymore was a good dogger but a laney footballer.

See laney, crap, shite, rubbish, useless

5.

to laney is to realise how retarded you are and then want to kill yourself because of it

i'm such a cunt, maybe i should pull a laney

See laney, anna maran, luke dalton, gaisford


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