What is Lang?
1.
A whyalla (South Australia) word meaning 'not' or 'joking'
Can also be used as 'langing'
person 1: see, he's not that ugly
person 2: LANG
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person 1: I'm going to kill myself !
person 2: You're langing.
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person 1: I don't think we should be friends anymore
person 2: w. .wh. .what ? :(
person 1: IM JUST LANGIN WITH YA! haha
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2.
To be placed at the end of a sentence to make the statment untrue. Sort of like 'not'.
Jessica alba isn't hot .... LANG!
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3.
A new versatile style and usage of the english language. The process mainly consists of taking the first syllable of a word and using that in place of the original word. Sometimes a slight change in the spelling will be done to make the word more discernible from other words. One of the very first words used in this language was
Hey Joe, what lang are you speaking?
Mike thinks there is nuth wrong with speaking a new lang.
I was sick and ti of having nuth to do until I learned this new lang.
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4.
Someone who is very tall and has well defined muscles, usually adored by most females.
How lang is Will Smith?
5.
A new versatile style and usage of the english language. The process mainly consists of taking the first syllable of a word and using that in place of the original word. Sometimes a slight change in the spelling will be done to make the word more discernible from other words. One of the very first words used in this language was "nuth".
Hey Joe, what lang are you speaking?
Mike thinks there is nuth wrong with speaking a new lang.
I was sick and ti of having nuth to do until I learned this new lang.
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6.
Slang Term meaning: 'a complete cunt'.
You're a Lang!!! Your Mum is a fat Lang!!! Your Sister is a fucking ugly Lang!!!!!
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7.
Definition #2 : The art of pulling a "Lang", where you do very little but manage to benefit from the hard work of others.
Definition #2 : The art of succeeding in the 20th century with a Mullet, a hairstyle that hasn't been socially accepted since 1993.
Example 1 : Alex Kovalev pulled a "Lang" last night and scored his first goal in 9 games.
Example 2 : The new guy at work totally Lang'd his way up the corporate ladder.
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