What is Lang Lang?
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The epitome of the deterioration of Classical virtuoso piano playing
If Lang Lang thinks he's so goddamn good, I dare him to even attempt some Charles Valentin Alkan.
What was that? He can't play it? Thought so...
If anyone is to ever be considered the greatest virtuoso if this modern-day, that title should go to Marc-André Hamelin.
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An oversized mooseknuckle or a cameltoe on an extremely fat woman
Man, i wouldn't want the Yetti Fist on that fat hoe to get me.
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Going back to your refrigerator every 10 minutes to see if something new to eat has spawned inside.
Why do you keep going to the kitche..