Lang Lang

What is Lang Lang?

The epitome of the deterioration of Classical virtuoso piano playing

If Lang Lang thinks he's so goddamn good, I dare him to even attempt some Charles Valentin Alkan.

What was that? He can't play it? Thought so...

If anyone is to ever be considered the greatest virtuoso if this modern-day, that title should go to Marc-André Hamelin.

See classical, idiot, piano

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