What is Lange?
1.
That little dribblage you get when you whack of REAL hard and then you zip up but then you get this persistent little cum GUSH.
So I was whacking it to Chornster, and it was a good solid load, but that I got Langed. It was rough.
2.
small Asian man often found in gambling establishments
Look at that Lange at the blackjack table, he has been there for hours!
3.
Lange-(noun): UK DJ of such hits as Follow Me & Drifting Away.
Lange is a Trance Disc-Jockey.
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4.
A person with a severe brand loyalty to apple (mac) products, to the point it is almost sickening. Most of the time, a quite hairy person, maybe even clogs his shower drain. Coincidently , usually has the first name "Jon".
That fucking lange over there is trying to convert PC users to macs, but they keep peacing out on him.
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